Originally Posted by
ladyscribbler 
At some point during all of this he had pooped his pants, which the cop was thoughtful enough to point out to me. My ex later blamed it on the dog.
What did he say? That the dog was wearing his pants? And his underwear? Did he also claim the dog was the one to fill the water bottles with port wine on park day?
You really need to do better when choosing pets ladyscribbler.