Oh lord. So many embarrassing things. I was in Paris and I knocked a bottle of champagne off of the terrace at the hotel and it smashed up their sign and broke through a glass canopy over the entrance. I've had unsafe sex with people I was not remotely interested in. I got into a fight. I decided my boyfriend was cheating on me and sent some poor random girl tons of threats over the internet. I've destroyed four separate romantic relationships due to my heinous behaviors. I've severely hurt some peoples feelings and it makes me sick inside. Vodka and me aren't friends.