Prengnant??
So last night I went to a girls night with a bunch of friends.... Normally alcohol is always involved and typically I will have one or two glasses of wine when I go out with my girlfriends. But since my last binge, I have been very resistant to drinking alcohol anymore. So casually, I fill my glass with water instead of white wine.... Sit down at the table.... Conversation halts.
Them: why are out drinking water?
Me: ummmmmmmm...... Because I have moderation issues??
Them: oh. Ok. We were just hoping you were pregnant.
That wasn't awkward or anything :-/