Originally Posted by Vale

LMN wrote:
<<<<<<Oh NO! Once a duck, always a duck.>>>>>>

......I stand corrected! Lest we forget.....if it walks like duck
and talks like a duck-------then a conviction of DUCK simply
MUST be returned by any reasonable jury.

No disrespect to Anvil, but that loutish metric ton of a creature
wearing the lampshade (or traffic cone.....for God's sake don't
interrupt a good story!!) reminds us ALL of that fellow who would
make a beeline for the punchbowl at ANY social gathering as would
an astronaut would reach for oxygen......as a vital imperative!

So I'm a duck and will always BE a duck.
So what!
What are YOU looking at?

How many of YOU can walk, fly, AND have a watertight butt!?!?!

" ' thought so!!!!!!"

Vale.
A duck and damned proud of it!