That beer fridge in the corner
Tells me it speaks my language
"Hey man, this is IT!!"
Says the beer fridge
Followed it down a long, dark road
At the end was a swamp
Got jumped and beaten and left in the muck
By that beer fridge
Might be a lotta things
But I ain't stupid no more
Leavin' with my Life, some chips, chocolate and jerkies....
Screw that beer fridge
Right on Thepatman
