Guess he won't be needing my help with a personal ad after all... LOL!
I actually REALLY hope this is for real and that he has a distraction but sadly I think that he's still fairly obsessed with me (between this text and the one a few days ago where he cycles from the deluded belief I still want him to telling me how pathetic I am all in one text, it seems he's just wanting a rise...)
Something like either of these texts would've made me cry in the past but now they're more humorous than anything and my only inclination besides copying it as a screen shot and saving it, is having a desire to reply with some snarky comment about how lucky his new "love" is...
But I won't! Don't worry!