Day 2. Things my beast said to me today.
BEAST: Oh man, look how nice it is outside! Sunny, blue skies. FINALLY warming up outside. Wouldn't it be great to go to the bar? I bet they have the outside seating set up! You could sit outside on the sidewalk and enjoy some beers! You know how you love that! Probably got some seasonal brew on tap!
ME: STFU beast.
BEAST: You could just have one or two. I mean, I'm sure you won't overdue it if you're conscious about it.
ME: STFU beast.
BEAST: You know, your boss is gone this week. I'm not saying you'll get wasted, cause you're going to be conscious about it, but if you did get a little bit wasted, you could just drink a bunch of water before bed and you'll be fine.
ME: STFU beast.
BEAST: The baby is coming in three months; don't you want to enjoy the last few months of freedom? You can quit drinking then. Besides, look at this weather! It's gorgeous! Your last spring to do whatever you want! Are you really going to let this opportunity to sit in the sun and enjoy some beers pass you by?
ME: STFU beast.
BEAST: [Silence]