Smokes,
I don't know what you do for a living, but my advice is this:
Quit your day job and go to writing songs!!!!!!
You are a TOTAL 10 in the clever department!!! Thanks for the smiles....
In fact, I've enjoyed this board so much tonight, I've hardly had time to worry about my daughter. Well, in the last 15 minutes anyway!!!!!
(Hey, cut me some slack. I'm a 'green' Al Anon but I'm growing, so just be patient with me...
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