That was great Matters! These are so uplifting. I keep thinking of more, but I have this kind of... um... sarcastic turn of mind, and they keep coming out... um... bitter? aggressive? I mean... look at the titles...
Rudy the Red-eyed (***)hole
We Three Cops
I Saw Three Crimes
Jail to the Wired
Flush Their Blow, Flush Their Blow, Flush Their Blow
What Crap is This?
Walkin' in a Weirdo Wonderland
His Butt Roasting on an Open Fire
Something Smells
I think I'm having a Christmas regression. Where's my step one notebook?