insanely sane sobriety
I didn't realise that I would feel myself getting MORE SOBER after 7 days.
Surely I would blow 0.0 on a breatherlyser, but I am still feeling more sober and sober each day. And I will tell you what it makes me a little nervous because I am starting to feel ashamed about some things, like my attitude and character is becoming more serious and assertive and also I dont know how to explain it. But I have not felt so normal in all my adult life except maybe the time I stopped for 10 days.
This might be why I went back.
"Yeh thats right baby, I stink like a brewery and an ashtray, its the Stay Away Baby potion. You dont want to go with a bum like me, so stop looking at me like you think you might be able to wash and polish me and discover your blonde prince"