Yeah, I scommitted several DUI's -- dialing while under the influence -- and they never ended well.
Worse were the emails I sent while drinking. (I don't do Facebook.) One time I responded to a potential employer's email about my availability while plastered. When I checked my email the next day, it made absolutely no sense at all. So I sent another email, explaining that I'd lost my glasses and was on medication. Never heard from him again.