Lol. Aggravating. And probably even more aggravating when you're sleep deprived from a 24-hr shift.
You sound pretty darn sharp to me, though. You've recognized that your husband isn't pulling his weight as an adult in the house (instead of, for example, just accepting that the woman is supposed to do 80%); recognized that your resultant aggravation is a trigger, and recognized that vengeance in the form of a bottle of blanc is a dumb-ass idea.
I'm rooting for you. (And the evil part of me hopes that you tell you your husband you were too busy cleaning up the pee to run any errands for him. But, then again, I'm single, and I get petty that way.
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