I know. and this is how it will work, I'll stop drinking tonight cause I want to impress people here tomorrow and go to bed finally because you said that was best.
Then, tomorrow morning, i'll feel so sick and i'll convince myself a few beers will be fine to make me feel not incredibly terrible. Then, I get them, and 3 weeks later, I am doing the same damn thing.
I am not patronizing, that is literally how it will happen.