Want excitement? Take up skydiving. I can't think of anything more mundane or ordinary than sitting on my a** drinking. Oh and I was certainly unique and different when I drank. There's some real edge blowing living. So rare the drunk lifestyle, it is so difficult to find a drink when you need one or anyone to drink with you. The effort it took was right up there with completing a triathlon.
The Onion is a hoot.