Originally Posted by
Like2Hike 
Coach Wood speaks for both of us. I apologize for the lapse in proper manners in the presence of ladies.
I've many more funny stories that are gathering dust now that I no longer participate in "happy hours". My kids have heard them all but maybe our dogs could be of audience.
Pity the poor beast who must endure such "funny" stories ... :-)
I usually peruse SR first thing in the a.m. while waiting for diva husband to sort himself out for the morning commute, and twice now -- thanks to you and Coach -- I've started my day confronted by posts waxing poetic about topics that would turn a stomach of steel at the best of times, never mind first thing in the morning minus that all important starter coffee. shudder ...
All in good fun, I assure you. Your sober, written happy hour awaits! Please blow the dust off those stories and tell away.