Alright I indulged my own sick/rationalizing curiosity, while leaving my real brain in control...
This very much plays into the binge drinking mindset to chase a buzz.
Goal: Maximize alcohol consumption while still scoring in the lowest risk category.
Result: Can drink 4 drinks 3 days a week.
Why the raw data is flawed : I would not have lunch, slam 4 drinks quickly and get a buzz 3 nights a week!
Lesson: Only someone who should not drink would use this tool in such a way.
Ergo.... I will not drink.