This post is too crazy!! I came here to talk about the exact same thing, and I saw your post the second one down! Weird, and ElagentlyWasted has provided a tool. Nice.
I have 2 weeks. Normally to start anything I have a drink. Wether it is cleaning my place, making a large purchase, starting an art project, or a writing project. My procrastination is at a level that I am not sure other procrastinators know about. I DO NOT DO ANYTHING. No work. I avoid making any decisions, doing any cleaning, going to the gym, starting anything new, making phone calls. So I do literally nothing, but got get coffee, drive around and hang out with a few people, and watch tv. The only thing I have been good at is not drinking these last 2 weeks, but I am not moving forward.