I hope your naughty interpretation of Shakespeare doesn't get me in trouble with the Mods!
Friday morning I'll be building a deck railing. Friday afternoon I am having lunch with a beautiful young strawberry blonde, then going to review our estate plan with a beautiful middle-aged blonde. Friday evening there's a handsome blonde man coming home from college, so we'll probably kill the fatted calf (or probably some fatted california rolls, since sushi is his favorite!)
Saturday finishing the railing and hopefully the benches for my deck.
Sunday?? What? No Plans? OMG!