I have come back to this thread several times today, and it occurred to me, I had nothing to add - because my AV was not talking to me all day today...until...
Mrs Non and I went out to dinner. She ordered a glass of wine, and the waitress brought it in a mini-carafe, poured half of it in the glass, and set the mini-carafe down on the table. AV said, "you could chug what's left in that mini carafe." He even sent me a mental image of me doing it.
He really is a classless dumbass.