I can respect a lot of what you said. I am not precisely an atheist, but I do believe in George Carlin's third commandment "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself." Spirituality/religion are very private concepts to me and sometimes all of that gets on my nerves a bit too.
That being said, I think there are a lot more well-meaning people here than not, and everyone deals with all of this in their own ways, just like you do. For some people, that means finding comfort in the idea of a divine being looking over them. If you can, try to look past the "God" idea and look at the meaning behind what they are saying. I am sure most of the folks you talk to or that respond to you are wishing you very well.
And good for you on 7 months sober. That's awesome!! And the Frog-Unicorn... LOL