I want to remember it. I don't want to be drunk when I call my parents. I want to actually be hungry for Christmas dinner, instead of not eating because it will "kill my buzz." I don't want to make a fool of myself by barging in on neighbors, proceeding to annoy everyone, and having only vague recollections the following day. I don't want a hangover. I don't want the blowout argument that will ensue between my husband and I after we both had too many, I don't want to get in a car where someone is driving drunk because we are getting more booze at 1 in the morning.