She got the box off the counter and shredded it on the carpet. So now my beige carpet has a wide swath of magenta dye across it, right in the middle of the room.
O.M.G. I can't.
Actually, yesterday I came home from work and was confused about why my floors were so filthy. It took awhile, but finally I realized that my cats had gotten to a new bag of catnip, tore it open, and spread it through three rooms. Three rooms! What a party it must have been! Catnip orgy.