Fitz,
you bring joy, laughter, and sensitivity to this forum with your posts. I can't wait when there is a new post from you, as I never know what emotion you'll evoke. You feed people most of society has forgotten. You have given them respect and someone who cares about them.
Maybe you should get yourself some ice cream or something sweet to treat yourself for being such a great person. Or watch South Park, which is probably healthier!