Lance,
I'll try to get that image of the nose hair trimmer out of my head!
It takes doing things sober for them to feel normal sober. I had many firsts to get through before I didn't feel like something was awkward - first wedding sober, first football game, baseball game, watching TV, listening to music, dancing, etc. But little by little, I didn't notice the glass of alcohol was missing anymore.
Perhaps you should only carry 1/2 glass of water around next time!