Pigtails, that sounds like a real challenge, and not a fun evening for you. Hopefully they'll be ready to leave soon. Meanwhile, maybe you can just focus on what a good deed you're doing as the DD and tell them you're not feeling well and need to leave. Exhausted from the travel and the funeral and all that...I hate small talk with people I'm never going to see again sober too. Funny how drunk it's one of the things I love...