Oh I forgot one this is amazing...........#1 in my book....
While at a family barbque my x disappears for an hour walks in and says sorry I had to put gas in your truck.
Now wait for the kicker my friends.... An hour later stands up and anounces to me in front of everyone that.
HE WILL BE BACK BECAUSE HAS TO GO FINISH PUTTING GAS IN THE TRUCK!!
HUH!?! then storms out because i'm being a b!@#-:......
Lol I can laugh about it now....