Yuck.....so sorry you even bothered to listen. This is a plea for something.....the something is to be revealed later after you buy in to all of the other stuff. The furthest thing from a sober moment.....
So...first off please acknowledge that you are wonderful, lovable and fantastic person!!!!
Then....excuse me......go scrap this "stuff" off the bottom of your shoes, change your number and go do something wonderful for your wonderful self!!!