Even if you didn't drink to begin with, this kind of doublespeak, contradictory, dumbed-down nonsense would tempt you, IMO.
Yeah brother, well I think you are too smart for the program LOL. I found a SMART recovery group I plan to attend. Forget the AA doublespeak. You are going to be okay. Like Tony Soprano's little note card on his hospital bulletin board says, " We all go about in pity for ourselves when all along, a great wind is blowing us across the sky"....<3