Hello, projection!
I used to get that all the time. Once when AH was on a binge I got home from a 12-hour day and after bringing in groceries left the car door open. He came (stumbled) in shortly after me, having been at the pub for five hours. He asked me why the car door was still open and I went out and closed it.
Then he went upstairs and wrote a pompous email (email!) stating that I was endangering our assets. Lulz.