Wow my Beast is a major A-hole...
My wife is pregnant and scheduled to be induced tomorrow. Right then and there my Beast pointed out something to me. This is what it said...
"So, you know that tomorrow night, you will most likely be home alone since your wife will still be at the hospital, as well as your newborn daughter. It will be a time to celebrate! You deserve a drink. Three weeks sober is a long time, perhaps you don't have an addiction at all?"
This really made me laugh because I was thinking what a tremendous d*ick my beast was. Trying to take advantage of this situation to its fullest. Anyway, I thought I would share. This was one of the first time's I caught my beast red handed.