The Beast is powerless!
It's useful to always remember that the Beast is a powerless quadriplegic, and that it can't do a damn thing, least of all drink a beer. The only thing it can do is to puff itself up to make itself appear big and strong, but it's all smoke and mirrors. Picture a tiny Chiwawa barking at the mailman, and you'll get the idea. If you call its bluff, the Beast will cut and run. If you doubt this, the next time you hear the AV say "let's have a beer," just think "OK, Beastie, we can have a beer... if you can go over to the fridge and fetch it for me. Don't forget the bottle opener."