WHY MY LIFE SUCKS
1. I lost a well paying job.
2. I have a hard time finding low paying jobs.
3. I don't have my own place anymore.
4. I might lose where I am living now.
5. My family thinks I am nuts.
6. No girlfriend.
7. I am a convicted felon.
8. I have gained 30 lbs.
9. I don't have many friends.
10. I have a crummy car.
WHY I AM NOT WORRIED
1. Because, I am sober, right now.