Not sure if this qualifies as a quack, but one of my new favorites is when I ask AH if he did a specific task that he agreed to do. Anyhow, when I ask him to confirm that he did it (for example, he was supposed to give our cat his afternoon meds after taking him to the vet today because I was traveling), I get an angry "No, I forgot so there is ONE MORE THING for you to tell me I did wrong and b*tch about! I bet you are so excited to rub it in my face, etc" Meanwhile, I'm so used to it and have set the bar so low that I'm not even expecting anything from him at this point... or saying a word! I just wanted to know if I need to give him the medicine now that I'm home (and yes, we are still living apart - he picked him up and took him to the vet since i was traveling).
Love it how THEY can screw something up 100% on their own, and then get mad at us for it... but as I type this, I guess that pretty much sums up alcoholism in a nutshell!