Actual conversation with Dino's mother a long time ago:
Mom: We sent him $800 this weekend, what is he doing with all this money???
Me: YOU DID WHAT???? (I don't know what I said here, but it probably would come out as asterisks anyway.) He's up to his old tricks again.
Mom: What old tricks?
Me: um... using drugs.
Mom: But he ASSURED us it WASN'T for drugs.
