There was a woman caught in a flood who climbed to the top of her house as the waters rose. A boat came by and they said, "come into the boat." She said, "No, God will save me." Then a helicopter came by and they said, "come into the helicopter." She said, "No, god will save me."
The flood waters engulfed her and she died. When she got to The Pearly Gates she asked St. Peter why God hadn't saved her. He said, "What do you mean? We sent you a boat and a helicopter!"