Haha, got it pbc..very cute. Good job on all the cookin! Thinkin I'll make a pot of chicken soup today.
Ooh, painting the kitchen? Details! Color? Flat or Semi-gloss? Primer? Doing the ceiling, too? Does the wife do the cutting in? Drop cloths: paper or plastic? 3/4" nap? 2 coats or 1? Deglosser first? You can't just throw out there "painting the kitchen" and expect no questions.