I really like deep fried chicken and fish in beer batter, but I'd have to trust myself to buy just one can \ bottle and treat it like a hazardous material until all of it was in the fryer or dumped out.
I keep nyquil in the house, but I use it very rarely. I loved Dennis Leary's old stand-up skit about "The giant F'ing Q!", but that stuff is REALLY bad on the liver as well.