Soberlicious: Yes, I guess I'm not really "sober". Well I haven't had a drink for years and years but that doesn't count. I'm not "sober" unless I have adhered to the doctrine of those who have defined what they believe to be "sobriety". Like Woody Allen, I've never wanted to belong to any club which had the bad judgment to accept me as a member... An auslander?- you bethcha.
I can just hear that Beast talking..."They say you're not really "sober"! So if you can't measure up to their standard why not belly up to the bar?
Nice try Mr. (Mss.?) Beast! Back in your cage now and we're going to throw away the key!
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