Thanks sweeteewalls. I'm just going to put the phone back in his pocket, go to bed, and count down the days until I'm out. I can't say I won't keep checking the stupid phone, or make a quick stop at the local store, but I'll keep my big mouth shut for now. No need to cause more drama. At this point I just want to be free and clear!
And you're right, we don't deserve this. I'm sorry you've been here. It really is aweful.