How DRY and HOT Is It in Arkansas???
A buddy out of Conway said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Fort Smith said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In West Helena, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Searcy, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Arkansas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes,the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry and Hot!!!