I was laughing for sure and then I got to Purple Squirrel's comment about the codie toilet and I lost it. Hysterical.
There were so many times in my relationship with XABF that I wondered if he expected me to be wiping him bum as well in the mornings. I used to remind myself, I may be codependent, but that's just nuts. I wish I had known about this toilet, lightseeker, I would have handed him a brochure when we separated for when he went looking to replace me.
This cracks me up!
Alice