Originally Posted by OceanEyes21

Tonight I got the biggest quack. The good news I saw it coming and knew it when it came. I didn't have to think twice I knew it was classic quackery!

"If I stop drinking and smoking, my face will change. I've know it will change and I think, well... my mind will go to a different place. You see, when I stop drinking and smoking all the ladies like my face and they follow me. Nice looking ladies. And that's why I can't stop drinking and smoking. I've tried before. The ladies will come after me."

Yes I kept a straight face.