I keep remembering more gems....
From our divorce/custody hearing:
"I go to AA about 3 times a week. If I'm working a lot, I don't. But I try to go every Saturday morning, so it's uh every day. I just work a lot now."
or
"I've been sober for...uh... quite a while now. I don't even count anymore."
"What do you mean, you don't even count any more?"
"Well, everybody counts. They have their days. I don't do that. Every day is a day. Uh, if you ever go to AA, you'll see, everybody has their 30 days, 60 days, 90 days." (said in a sneer)
"I understand that. So, in AA, when is your birthday?"
"Ah, it'd be when I got on the plane to go to uh to uh [the 28 day program]."
"What date was that?"
"I don't know."