Great thread. It's a good way to get rid of some anger.
AH: I'll drink less when you leave because I'll have less of a reason to drink.
8 months later...
I'm keeping an eye on my drinking because it's really easy to come home and pop a few beers but I can't. I have to get up and go to work. I had to buy a new alarm clock. Mine doesn't always work.
Do you think maybe you were too drunk to hear it?
So I'm a drunk. There are worse things to be.
AH: I haven't had a drink in 3 days!
Me: What do you want a medal?"
retelling the story years later.
AH: I should have known you were a b**** right then.
Me: I knew you were an Alcoholic right then.
I could stop drinking if I wanted to. I just don't want to.