OMG, Barb, I SO needed that laugh today!!!! Aahahhahahaaaaa....
I have a friend who got a bird in their car. Driving down the highway at 80 pop, driver's side window open, passenger side window closed. Bird comes careening in the driver's side window and smacks into the passenger side window and falls into my friend's lap, dead as a doornail.
You and her should probably try to avoid each other.