Originally Posted by
Rayn3dr0p 
I think I may be a bit slow on the uptake today, but is this a "welcome to my world" kind of tale?
Very much, Rayn!
A list of things I wanted to say (be free to add your own comments, too)
"Multiply the feeling you had for 30 seconds by one year, and now you understand how I've been feeling!"
"Gosh (sarcastic), that must've been really difficult for YOU"
"I can't believe someone used the F word at the dinner table!" (more sarcasm)