On the Thirteenth (?) Whiney Day of Christmas; we all gave this to HB:
Thirteen male strep dancers
A Sober Recovery Forum
A Santa Claus Suit!
One Egocentric Yogi....
Was misdirected and drove Nine Miles Both ways!
Eight Maps for King Bubba!
I found Seven Sales a'calling (and saved Bubba a fortune)
Six Bleeding Deacons a Spewing
Worked on my fifth step and heard
My sponsorrrrr is a gossip
Four disgusting hairballs...
Three Fingers Flying
more anti-biotics,
and a Big Book on Boundries and a Fig Tree