Originally Posted by
lillamy 
it's just that he's really, really pi... upset that his furniture got a mind of its own and did something he couldn't control.
Oh, lillamy, that cracked me up. I don't think you're far wide of the mark in lots of cases, my own included. I know now that I was one in a series of "other halves" - I think it was coyote who said "same woman, different hair", well, that's who I was to him. Or a toaster, or something.
Lovely post, freya.