Hah! Loved the red flag list:
#79. He's an ex-con. For some women, this still isn't enough, for some reason.
#91. He/she is under 23 and has already been married and divorced and has kids.
#98. He tells you not to get "illusions of grandeur" in regard to marrying him.
Oh, and the rest were great too. They weren't exactly...serious, though. :-p