This story is named "We got our butts kicked" from my dad:
When I was 13 or so old . The neighbor hood kids and myself made a very large dummy. Shirt, pants ,boots and gloves stuffed it with straw and it looked pretty good. Now west of home was the cemetery with a large tree near the road way. We climbed the tree , had the dummy on a long rope. One guy in the tree another kid on the other side of the road. When a car came bywe would swing the dummy across ed the road in front of the carand the kid in the tree would pull it up waiting for the next car. We may have operated 30 minutes or so until we had a car dodge it and go off in the field . No one hurt but us kids. I can still feel the boot.Dad
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